{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"No Pamphlet","home_page_url":"https://www.nopamphlet.com","feed_url":"https://www.nopamphlet.com/json","description":"A podcast for topics that are not in pamphlets.","_fireside":{"pubdate":"2022-05-07T14:00:00.000-04:00","explicit":false,"owner":"No Pamphlet","image":"https://media24.fireside.fm/file/fireside-images-2024/podcasts/images/3/33eb6355-8501-40a6-8cbe-2ffa34e0bc82/cover.jpg?v=2"},"items":[{"id":"cbd41832-af12-41d4-a5d9-dcd8606ef8f6","title":"Episode 14: Life, Motherf*cker! Do You Live It!?","url":"https://www.nopamphlet.com/14","content_text":"Listen, we see you there. We know the only real pleasure you feel in life comes in those three minutes a day where you're able to stand in front of the mirror, upper arm parallel to the floor, forearm swinging back and forth in time to the late 20th century synthesizer you picked up at the flea market a few years ago. 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For less than you paid for this podcast, all of this could be yours! Email me now at communes@example.com to not receive your informational pamphlet. You know, cause there are none and we haven't quite figured out how to work the weird contraption Gutenberg left when he sold out and got a job as an insurance agent.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eHave you ever felt like this rat race of a world is sapping your emotional energy? Ever wished you could return to a simpler time where your biggest concern was how to get the knots out of your hair? What if we told you there was a way to spend your days thinking about Dunbar and your nights shivering in an old barn? For less than you paid for this podcast, all of this could be yours! Email me now at \u003ca href=\"mailto:communes@example.com\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ecommunes@example.com\u003c/a\u003e to not receive your informational pamphlet. 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